Ptoi! on Compassionate Conservatism

Great evil is upon us, wails the religious right[1].

They brought it on themselves. Compassionate conservatism is a gateway drug to socialism.
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[1] The Anchoress:

...this election has been co-opted by something dark that has too many tentacles, and too many mindless ant-workers, in too many places.

Too many tentacles? Got it:

Obama == Cthulhu

Something dark with too many mindless ant-workers? Got it:

Michelle == Shub-Niggurath

<serious>The Anchoress would never stoop to race-baiting</serious>, but here's a helpful suggestion to those who would: replace or complement the Cthulhu Mythos with voodoo and the mindless ant-workers with zombies.